This one was actually a hard for me to come with things that weren't shoe-related! Here goes!
>> Toddlers & Tiaras - especially 'Honey Boo Boo'
>> Toeless Boots
>> When people call their child "My Mini." Do you really want them to be a miniature YOU?
>> 9" heels (and the ones that look like belong in a porno)
>> Metallic-looking clothing